Hunting a Unicorn: Fantasy or Real Dating Trend?

Do unicorns exist? Depends on who you ask. If you ask a 5-year-old girl, you’ll probably get a positive answer. If you ask some financial analyst, he’ll start listing Apple and companies like that.

But if you ask straight couples if unicorns exist, they’ll either know they do or look at you like you’re weird for asking a kindergarten-level question.

If you too want to learn that unicorns are real and how to find one – keep reading.

Who are Unicorns in the Dating Context

Let’s get one thing straight (or maybe not-so-straight). We aren’t diving into a magical world with mythical creatures here. We aren’t discussing billion-dollar tech startups. In modern dating, the term unicorn has a very different meaning.

Just like hunting the legendary horse with a single spiral horn can be an elusive endeavor, finding the right unicorn in the dating world can be just as challenging. In fact, finding any Unicron might be difficult, let alone the right one. And the best/worst thing – you can’t know if the unicorn is perfect before you ride it.

All right, all right. We’ll stop beating around the bush and reveal who are unicorns in dating.

A unicorn is commonly defined as a bisexual person, often a woman, who joins an existing couple’s relationship. So when two people who’re dating join the couple looking for a girlfriend site to get a threesome – they’re looking for unicorns.

Unicorns are great because they are open to both partners in a couple but usually don’t form attachments. The name emphasizes their rarity. It’s not every day you come across someone who perfectly meshes with the desires and dynamics of an already-established relationship.

But when it happens? Well, it’s considered as magical as stumbling upon that legendary creature in the wild. And these unicorns don’t even have to fart rainbows to make your time with them memorable.

How to Find a Partner for a Couple

Of course, now you want a ride with a unicorn… But how to find it? Well, the first step is telling your partner about your desire. Assuming both sides are open for some magic, the next step becomes setting on the type of unicorn a couple wants to meet.

Then, and only then (to avoid mistakes we’ll list later), you can start looking for a unicorn.

But if you don’t look for unicorns in their natural habitats – you’ll go home alone. Finding them for hookups can be difficult in bars unless the couple is freakishly hot, rich, or both. It’s difficult to tell if a girl is into girls. Then you can’t know if she’s into threesomes. Then you can’t tell if she’s in that bar to get laid or to dance. And finally, you don’t know if she even likes you.

How about letting one of your friends set you up with a hot unicorn they know from work?

That might work. Or your friend might want to prank his boss. You can’t know before you go on a date.

So, where to look for girls ready for threesomes? In their natural habitat. Remember, they’re unicorns. They need couples the same as we need them. And unicorns are open-minded. They don’t mind joining threesome hookup sites. They know it’s the simplest way to meet couples who can let them create their magic.

Possible Mistakes to Avoid

We understand you’re probably too excited to do anything else than create a profile on the unicorn dating app, but be careful…

Embarking on the unicorn-hunting expedition without a few words of caution would be like venturing into the Amazon without any gear. And just like any quest, there are hidden dangers.

Below is a list of common mistakes couples make while looking for threesomes.

Overlooking Boundaries

COMMUNICATION comes first. Always! Neglecting to discuss boundaries and expectations upfront can lead to misunderstandings or bruised feelings. Too many couples broke up after trying a threesome because they weren’t clear about their boundaries. So, go over every situation and every possible activity before playing with a unicorn.

The Objectification Trap

Beware of treating the unicorn solely as a fantasy fulfiller. They’re not just there to tick a box; they’re individuals with emotions and desires.

The Unequal Affection Syndrome

Paying uneven attention can make the unicorn feel like a third wheel rather than a valued partner. The same as focusing on the unicorn can make your partner feel less attractive. So if you want to find a hot unicorn, follow the tips above and prepare for some magic. Just don’t forget your DisneyPlus login info. It’d be silly to get a unicorn home, and then you can’t DisneyPlus and Swirl (Netflix and Chill for real pros).

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